Welcome to Dark Dates

Get ready to enter the world of Dark Dates…

Do you tingle for Twilight? Are you turned on by True Blood? Here at Dark Dates we specialise in making your fangiest fantasies a reality by introducing our clients to carefully screened partners who are more than happy to add some bite to your love life.

Through a series of safe and supervised events, we promote inter-species harmony by introducing vampires* and humans for consensual feeding, fangtastic fun and nocturnal naughtiness.

Want to know more? Come on in…

*Management reserves the right to refuse entry to any unsuitable candidates, to conduct stake searches on human guests, and to deny the existence of all supernatural life forms if questioned. All sparkling is strictly prohibited.

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